Global Warming by Golly

Since the Global Warming religion has been given a lot of air time, I thought I'd bring out some truths that are generally accepted. We anti-believers need the air time too.

Book of Genesis: "...So God created man in His own image...male and female...and God blessed them...be fruitful and multiply [hardly an approval of the gay life, is it?,] and replenish the Earth, subdue it, and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth..."

Now, I'm no theologian or deep reader of the Bible, but I do believe it is the inspired Word of God; and it seems clear to me that Man [a traditional collective word to mean men and women] is responsible for the Earth, and he can use the animals as needed for food or other purposes.

Our bodies are not made to prosper with only grains, fruits, and vegetables [or tofu.] Beef, lamb, fish, crustaceans, fowl, pork, and other meats and delicious delicacies are traditional foods and necessary varieties in our omnivoric diet---along with the popular grains, vegetables, and fruits and related beverages. Of course those of you eating legumes may get a substantial amount of protein [and gas], but it's not the same quality. Meat of all kinds is a necessary and concentrated source of protein. 'Man cannot live on beans alone.'

Why do you think herbivores have to eat so much? It's not because they really like it [after all, they're eating grass, roots, leaves, hay, etc.], it's because they have to eat a great deal of vegetable matter to gain their needed nutrients.

By the way, animal carnivores aren't too fussy. They'll devour most animals they can run down and eat---including us. They seem to know which of their fellow animals they can devour---except those protected by nature like porcupines, skunks and the like. If the PC crowd wants something to do, how about working to change nature so that these carnivores can be satisfied with a vegetarian menu of salads and, oh say, watercress sandwiches. They can have well-dressed penguins serve them. I'll finance a trip to the Serengeti for two or three of the crowd to try their efforts with pride[s].

Now, I'm not promoting cruelty to animals in any way. We have pets and there are wild animals that need reasonable protection. As for raised, hunted and butchered animals, they deserve protection from cruelty until the end. It's what the human in us demands. Of course, many people don't like butchering, but they're fine eating the resultant products. They also wear shoe leather and use other animal byproducts, such as some perfumes.

One concept that most sane scientists grasp---but which Liberals don't---is that no matter what man does---or can do right now---he isn't going to affect the globe as a whole to a great extent. Really! And when there are global changes---and there still will be---they will be natural and in spite of all of our efforts to change them. 'Terraforming' is still a science-fiction subject. But of course, local climate can still be affected by us, such as smog and other pollution. But, that still will be localized [locality can encompass thousands of square miles], and we should fight it locally. So, stop the global panic, already. If a meteor hits or a volcano annihilates itself, our weather will change for quite some time, maybe even for a few years. But don't blame man.

[Actually, if a meteor hits and affects the weather, it will already have killed millions. So, we'll have other things to worry about.]

Our current global fair weather is not the norm, no matter how many Al Gores out there may think it is. Ice ages, warming trends, and additional earthquake and volcano activity are typical to Earth, and they aren't going to stop because we wish them to.

So, think about it. The Earth has survived greater problems than man can throw at it, what with meteors, comets, volcanos, deadly atmospheres, earthquakes, ice ages, solar flares and the like. But expensive 'solutions' to try and deal with unchangeable problems or natural changes in climate are just like 'pi$$ing against the wind'.

So, Liberals, lock the doors of your Global Warming Churches and Temples and go home. Your crabgrass is calling you.